Reports emerging that Mr Blue WKD has passed his medical

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Originally Posted by The Jorge

Due to be announced Wednesday but all formalities essentially tied up at about 2pm roday.

2016/17 is set to be well Jeremy Kyle.

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Also, everyone now thinks we're attempting to trigger Mahrez's release clause too. But also that we're trying to prise Mmmmmkataryan from BvB, who is in the last year of his contract and could be bought for €30m euros.

Normal in white van driver terms

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Originally Posted by Monty92

I watched an interview he did with Soccer AM and it reassured me that he's not actually as bad as he looks. I know there was the nip-baiting, but he came across ok really. And he used to work in a factory that made stents for rasperries to help them walk and he said it was "rewarding to help people". :cloud9:

He's scum, isn't he :-(

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I worry that he may lead Jack Wilshere astray :-(

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

I worry that he may lead Jack Wilshere astray :-(

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Jack probably needs to stay away from ashtrays tbh

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/...06_634x521.jpg

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Originally Posted by 7sisters

It' such an Un Wenger type signing. They'll be no in-betweens with this one. Hero or Zero.
The lad has that Ian Wright veneer to be in with a chance of pulling it off but he's certainly not the Henry or Anelka thoroughbred number 9.

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Not a thoroughbred maybe, but every breeder will tell of a particular animal they've raised that, according to the rules, tradition, pedigree and so on, had absolutely no right to be as good as they turned out to be. It doesn't mean you tear up the studbook; you have to just make the most of it, enjoy it, get the best of it, while you can.

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Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez

Normal in white van driver terms

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Yes, factory workers, white van drivers, mechanics, normal people.

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Originally Posted by 7sisters

Jack probably needs to stay away from ashtrays tbh

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Well, if the deal doesn't get done, we know who to blame, don't we #wilshout

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

Not a thoroughbred maybe, but every breeder will tell of a particular animal they've raised that, according to the rules, tradition, pedigree and so on, had absolutely no right to be as good as they turned out to be. It doesn't mean you tear up the studbook; you have to just make the most of it, enjoy it, get the best of it, while you can.

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Indeed, see also

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Originally Posted by The Jorge

Yes, factory workers, white van drivers, mechanics, normal people.

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:nod: Footballers.

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Originally Posted by The Jorge

... he will score goals. You cant fail to in this team.

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Well, some people have.