But that's exactly what I did. I gave her a get-out. Yes, you're fat, but you're supposed to be. That's the **** deal that evolution struck for you. So don't feel guilty or disappointed - it's all part of the circle of life.
*pats her on the arse and makes a comedy BOIIIIIING noise*
Since when did not lying to women about their appearance become standard procedure? "No darling, you look fine. Really." "What do you mean? I hadn't noticed".
05-12-2016, 01:28 PM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Ash
Since when did not lying to women about their appearance become standard procedure? "No darling, you look fine. Really." "What do you mean? I hadn't noticed".
"Fine"? You would say to a woman, (they're theones with boobies) that she looks "fine"?
****. Your . Luck.
05-12-2016, 01:33 PM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Sir C
"Fine"? You would say to a woman, (they're theones with boobies) that she looks "fine"?
****. Your . Luck.
:nod: 'Fine' is how you tell them they look when you're hurrying and trying to get them out of the ****ing door so as not to be late. It inevitably delays things further.
05-12-2016, 01:47 PM
Ash
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Originally Posted by Burney
:nod: 'Fine' is how you tell them they look when you're hurrying and trying to get them out of the ****ing door so as not to be late. It inevitably delays things further.
Context. Monty's scenario is not so different.
05-12-2016, 01:59 PM
Pat Vegas
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Originally Posted by Monty92
got fat legs by saying “You’re pregnant – you’re allowed to have fat legs” is not conducive to domestic accord.
:-\
This wouldn't be an issue if you dressed in authentic Jewish attire.
05-12-2016, 03:40 PM
Alberto Balsam Rodriguez
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Originally Posted by Monty92
got fat legs by saying “You’re pregnant – you’re allowed to have fat legs” is not conducive to domestic accord.
:-\
Have you worked out what the correct response it yet?
05-12-2016, 03:49 PM
PSRB
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Originally Posted by Monty92
got fat legs by saying “You’re pregnant – you’re allowed to have fat legs” is not conducive to domestic accord.
:-\
2nd pregnancy is infinitely worse than the 1st one. You are better off saying nothing, ever, for 9 months