And fried chicken in petrol stations?

Fried chicken in petrol stations. Your one gift to civilised thought.
We rarely have them, but as ready meals go they are the acceptable face of
an otherwise justifiably maligned food category.
I have a 2-year-old child. Sometimes it's handy to have a meal that can be nuked in 3 minutes, or shoved in the oven for 30 without any prep.
Can I have two slices of Jesus Roll, please
You are filling your child with chemicals. E numbers and shit. There is almost certainly
some mind-control stuff put in there by soclailist Big Business to control hoi polloi and make them vote for Corbyn.
This is why your child is mental and hates you.
Don’t shoot the messenger.
I do not work in the meat trade, processed or otherwise.
Quite often my kids will have asked me to purchase this stuff but with a name like Billy it is clearly protestant meat.
Standards etc.
I must say, I never knew you were this hardline about putting chemicals in your body.
Oh he doesn’t have them. Only home cooking for the boy.
I’m taking him to Tayaabs on the weekend :cloud9:
I eat a lot of those chemicals, Jack. I'm what you might call a chemical man.