No, marve. We have not found out that Modd is Berni.
You have merely conjectured it. Logic FAIL imo.
Like literally, you mean?
The obvious answer would be that this post was written last summer
Oh hang on, You're Pat being bored and impersonating Marve.
I am not that good at pretending to be someone else.
I get the feeling this is all from personal experience and it still somewhat haunts you?
Literal in AWIMB terms, yes.
Pipe down baldy. At least we have a hot dinner down south.
I think you are mixing up your pisters.