File under 'Well. duh!'

I would simply ignore the whole sordid play-acting.

As if that could ever happen

I just hope it isnt an anaphalactic lesbian trans or intersex person, for balance's sake

snarling "Get up, you c**t!' in a tight game against Stoke.

Proper order, that. :nod:

Not that there's anything wrong with it.

Went to try out his new fanny only for it to be painful because apparently, they hadn't lasered off the hair follicles from his nutsack before they turned it inside out.

Shocking seens imo.

Even a stopped clock's right twice a day, p.

It.

And it turns out it was happening. Maybe he is right about everything else? Apart from the lizard bits, obviously.