Right, let's quit f**king about, HERE'S a shed.

Though my house is very dutch shaped

Indeed, it seems an admirable way to ensure marital harmony. Just have different houses.

And a lock on the inside of the door. Know what I mean? Eh? ;-)

A sound system also. So basically a pub.


Rocky ground when you have a pub in your garden.

A pipe, a paraffin heater and a fast wifi connection.

seen in the act for it to be fairly obvious that he's ****ing.

The key to a surreptitious **** is to create a cloak of normality. The duvet tent is a classic.

Why else the lock.