Things which are better in the US than the UK.

http://www.wingyipstore.co.uk/p-8170-cooks-curry-concentrate -hot-spicy.aspx

ingredients.

But I like it bland and lifeless for sentimental reasons It reminds me of my childhood.

I pretended to be a hebrew and it was well worth it. Obviously the subterfuge wasn't going to last if they dug too deeply, mind.

If you do, you are a liar.

http://www.movpins.com/big/MV5BODA2N...ge-picture.jpg

Your missus sounds like a good laugh.