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Which handle is he is using?
Not really, I think he met Danny Dyer and ****ed himself to death shortly after
old tit will land one or both of us in Jail. Instead we will kidnap the dopey old frog-scoffer, whisk him off to Switzerland and deliver him to Dignitas, along the requisite paperwork, properly signed by Wenger authorising his own euthanasia.
Our friends in the rabid, right wing tabloids will tell the story we feed them - how Wenger took a snap decision to end it all when he realised he wouldn't be able to face Chelsea's taunts in April when they are already champions and some 30 points ahead.
I appoint you as Director of Communications and propaganda. Your first task is to have Jorge disposed of in any fashion you choose. Nobody will bat an eye even if his bloody, beaten corpse turns up on the doorsteps of Highbury House. In fact it will be rejoiced by both left and right.
tabloids will soon be reporting the curious case of the greedy Yorkshireman who choked to death while trying set a new world tripe swallowing record :nod: