I love Muller, the striker I could have been!
Love the fact he manages to always look scruffy and as though nothing fits him

they serve no purpose whatsoever
Can't remember him playing there for them recently
If they wanted another striker they could have called up Kießling who has a scharfes S in his name and everything. Özil will be like that and better next year

Trying to work out who that could be
They left the Dortmund left back Schmelzer out of the squad for some reason but it does seem weird that they basically play with four centre halves. Lahm had a bit of a nightmare first 25 minutes or so though
My God, imagine if Özil was spelled Ößil

He really would be unplayable.
I do love Belgian legs myself tbh
You should stay away from mucky ladies imo.
I assume orbital collitis is a social disease akin to bad Aids?