"Children evacuated from swimming pool after prosthetic leg mistaken for paedophile".

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12-18-2013, 02:47 PM
Monty91

I was actually genuinely sexually assaulted in a swimming pool as a child

I was mildly put out to discover that the man hadn't selected me over all the other kids as I watched him go around the pool doing the same thing (grabbing between our legs) to everyone else :-(
12-18-2013, 02:47 PM
Brentwood

These are better imo

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-lrVPxQWBfP...y%2Bbadger.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-pcZHrCDfhj...ex%2Bdwarf.jpg
12-18-2013, 02:48 PM
Snin

was that the last time you took your dad swimming in public I guess ?
12-18-2013, 02:50 PM
Pat Vegas

I would have preferred. School investigated after mistaking pedophile for prosthetic leg
12-18-2013, 02:51 PM
Classic Jorge

I always thought Worral-Thompson was basically a Gordon Ramsay sex dwarf
12-18-2013, 02:51 PM
Monty91

In 1982 my dad didn't nonce anyone off

In 1983 my dad didn't nonce anyone off

In 1984 my dad didn't nonce anyone off

In 1985 my dad didn't nonce anyone off

In 1986 my dad nonced off ONE child

In 1987 my dad didn't nonce anyone off

In 1988 my dad didn't nonce anyone off
12-18-2013, 02:52 PM
Berni

I'm pretty sure I've never been nonced off in any way. Unless teachers checking you've showered

counts now? Does it?

There just seems to have been a lot of it about and none of it ever came my way.
12-18-2013, 02:57 PM
Berni

I know a one-legged chap who has a special 'swimming leg'. It's all quite complicated.

His surname is Gash.
12-18-2013, 02:57 PM
Monty91

To be fair, I was a strikingly cute little boy

Look at me with Rocky and tell me it doesn't stir your inner nonce (and necrophiliac).
12-18-2013, 02:59 PM
Snin

is he Gash at swimming ? though its mainly in the arms anyway i guess

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