'I dressed as Santa and had sex with my brother's sister who was also my mother'
The important thing is that he's got his 'elf
Presumably the incest cult is all over the news
It went downhill when this fecker took over imo.
http://freespace.virgin.net/stephen.theobald/photo.jpg
I'm genuinely surprised that his name hasn't been mentioned in connection to operation yewtree.
How do we sleep while our beds are burning.

He'll be fine so long as he hasn't run out of brandy. The food there is perfectly foul.

Australans, innit. It's how they roll.
Your post was the first I heard of it. Don't get much news in this remote valley.