You, sir, have been fleeced
Yeah if you find a few Poles and a couple of pikeys.
That was nothing. When Mrs Charlie got started on the tiles, it all got rather expensive.
Expect and visit from Melinda Messenger and her bald sidekick on this one.
I hope sidekick is slang for snatch
I'm assuming that your kitchen worktop is granite, as all good worktops should be?
One look at Monty's huge hooter and her fake hooters will run a mile
Did someone say bald sidekick?
Well, you made your grave, now you can lie in it
