Wasn't there a budget bog paper named something like Ozil, back in the day ?
It was like wiping your arse on grease proof paper.
My grandparents had it and filled my visits as a small child with fear :-(
Oh yes - well remembered.
7 strikers....yeah, anyway...are you going Monts?
That's about the standard
Say what you like about the mancs and scousers but at least there's a genuine wit and humour, and frankly just effort, in their musical efforts.
I've heard that's good. But you can't see it all in one day...
What, "Sit down you PDF File"?
Well obviously not that one
Ive sat in the Stretford End a few times recently and its been quite a giggle at times though.
Monotone is a noun, the adjective is monotonic and it's spelt anaemic ...just sayin'

Bertie Mee said to Matt Busby have you heard of the North Bank High-bur-y
No said Matt you cockney **** but I've heard of the Stretford End-ers :music:
But "Ozil to the Arsenal" is!