present me with a prize. He visibly recoiled when he recognised me :-(
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present me with a prize. He visibly recoiled when he recognised me :-(
Quick clean of the chops and back in.
Not the best move.
in cubicle and thought as it was near end of main course and was quite merry by now may as well have a sharpener now I'm in there so lined one up on cistern, bent over nosed it up then stood up and looked down and change of angle means I'd filled up my cream trousers with piss...so I pulled on dripping piss soak trousers, sneaked out toilets straight into street then cab home..changed and went out in clapham on piss and forgot all about it.. staggered into work hungover with little clear memory of day before to be met by boss next day asked why he had been called by agency moaning i'd disapeared half way through expensive dinner i was meant to pay for and never seen again :-)
a throw up on road without leaving seat ...the ambulance driver next to me gave me a bit of a stare imo
Of course my breath was probably 40% proof.
I work with a guy who does that sort of thing all the time...