I'll take the snow over those ice storms you guys get, any day of the week

I know, I've read the 2 governor books to get in the mood.
I got them on TUEBL for free.
We were supposed to get 6-9 inches, been upped to 12-15. Had 7" already and the worst ain't arrived!
You seen the adverts for that new zombie film Warm Bodies? I thought it looked shit but it
has been getting quite good reviews.
You're talking snow here, right?
Yeah, we are indeed. Proper naughty storm, with a cold slap, me old china.
What has Paul Ince got to do with your weather situation?
The latest comic is a Guvnah special