Just tell her you've got a tiny penīs and are terrible in bed, f. That should put her off.
Also, that way, you don't even have to lie. :thumbup:
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You could do thon Pulp Fiction dance with her
:music: You Never Can Tell :music:
Secret Santa?
I've got this for my person..
http://bit.ly/2j2SGHk
sort of cuts both ways...
Is she in the office now ?
Looking lasciviously at you from across the room ?
What is she wearing ?
She sounds ideal!
Change of plan F - Go for her and ditch Mrs F
Besides you must be sick of all that pasta