Just started my cardio risk stuff and slipped a £20 note in the phlebotmist's

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Originally Posted by Burney

Yes, but a gentleman spits in his hand first and then applies it to the ringpiece. To spit directly onto the ringpiece is poor form imo

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Only seen in Porn films i would guess

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

You don't suppose the sly old bird has been slapping a bit of KY down there to ease to passage of my stupendous member p?

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Well I heard you were a big cock so now I know why you get called that

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Originally Posted by Pokster

Well I heard you were a big cock so now I know why you get called that

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:sigh: we're on mum jokes you feather-wit!

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

:sigh: we're on mum jokes you feather-wit!

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Well we've all been on your mum

is that better

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Originally Posted by Sir C

To be honest, given that you've spent a lifetime up to your neck in human excrement, it's a miracle you've lived this long.

I suspect you'll have a good score, h. A good, ordinary person's score, of 5 or 6%.

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I think Herbert dreams about you

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I have to have ECGs every 6 months for my aviation medical, h. They always show this strange anomaly, where occasionally a blip which should go up actually goes down. They always frown and shake their heads and then mutter about it probably not mattering.

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Oh the occupational ECG's well yes, of course, I have one every two months for my work as a high speed motorcycle stunt man - can't have us popping a biggy and ploughing into the heaving crowd now can we!