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Monty, have you called Gary? Gary looks like a man who'd win your case
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I think Monty has been shamed off the board.
And rightly so, the avaricious little malingerer.
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I was perusing the fancy meats section in M&S weighing up what treats I’d buy with my pay-out
:cloud9:
I reckon I can deal with being "shamed" for trying to claim back a small portion of what I may have to pay out through no fault of my own :rolleyes:
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You can claim back for "mental distress"
Though I'm not sure if you'll have to dance around a deaf-blind bloke in the nuddy.
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I'm amazed you managed to peruse them with such terrible neck injuries. You're very brave.
What are 'fancy meats'. m? Do you mean charcuterie?
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In Ireland we have Billy Roll.
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They do a range of shove-in-the-oven beef brisket, pork belly, etc
As supermarket grub goes, it's not half-bad. Better than your average gastro pub offering.
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No wonder you need to ponce off everyone else.
You don't need to buy ready meals. You are perfrectly capable of cooking real food. Why eat all those chemicals?
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Bizarre. What is it about humans that makes us want to eat things that look like something's face?
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You know what Jesus is doing now, sw
That's right he is weeping
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And fried chicken in petrol stations?
Fried chicken in petrol stations. Your one gift to civilised thought.
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McCains Smiles
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We rarely have them, but as ready meals go they are the acceptable face of
an otherwise justifiably maligned food category.
I have a 2-year-old child. Sometimes it's handy to have a meal that can be nuked in 3 minutes, or shoved in the oven for 30 without any prep.
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Can I have two slices of Jesus Roll, please
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You are filling your child with chemicals. E numbers and shit. There is almost certainly
some mind-control stuff put in there by soclailist Big Business to control hoi polloi and make them vote for Corbyn.
This is why your child is mental and hates you.
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Don’t shoot the messenger.
I do not work in the meat trade, processed or otherwise.
Quite often my kids will have asked me to purchase this stuff but with a name like Billy it is clearly protestant meat.
Standards etc.
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I must say, I never knew you were this hardline about putting chemicals in your body.
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Oh he doesn’t have them. Only home cooking for the boy.
I’m taking him to Tayaabs on the weekend :cloud9:
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I eat a lot of those chemicals, Jack. I'm what you might call a chemical man.
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Foreign muck.
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You're going to take a toddler to a nice restaurant where people are trying to enjoy a meal?
This is almost as bad as the insurance fraud, m. :-(
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Are you familiar with Tayaabs? It is literally the most kiddie friendly restaurant in the world,
Jeff. Absolutely rammed with Indian families and their sprogs, day and night.
It’s so wonderfully chaotic in there, I reckon my kid could take a dump on the floor and no-one would notice.
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some footage from his synagogue when he declared he was no longer a practicing jew and
wouldnt be coming back imo... gives them a bad name people like him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDnlPZTBH5s
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Sorry - run out. I can do you a Virgin Mary Jam Roll
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as I walk jog past The Coach window recently keep seeing families with toddlers sat in the
window :banghead:1. why bother feeding them good Tom Kerridge food like that 2. its a pub 3. .. just dont imo
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wd sw
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It sounds dreadful.
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Is it really Punjabi? I mean, do they do the black dahl?
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Tom Kerridge looks terrible these days. He looked shit when he was fat, but now he doesn't look thin
so much as he looks deflated. And he has a haunted look on his face.
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I believe so. I went for the first time a few weeks ago and it was effing fantastic
My favourite Indian in London, hands down.
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This is how Ed Gein got started imo.
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Is there booze?
It's full of Allans, isn't it?
They hate you.
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I could take the Allans. It's the fact that it's crawling with screaming brats and their over-
indulgent gob****e parents that bothers me.
Monty's son is going to **** on the floor, ffs! :-(
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I have never been keen on chemical stimulants. You know my dislike for speed, for example.
I have always preferred pure, organic vegetable matter, like cocaine.
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There won't be any booze
Imagine a meal without booze.
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You have often sung the praises of MDMA powder to me, though.
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It's BYOB.
The sizzling lamb chops are their forte, v good.
Tends to get q raucous from Thursday onwards, will no doubt be ruined now Monty has read about it on Timeout and bring his snot along.
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There's a place in Hertford that does Shawarma, but has no licence.
You can bring your own, but there's something rather grim about turning up to a restaurant with a shopping bag full of wine bottles I always think. I won't go there on principle.
