Christ, we've got Chelsea this weekend!

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10-03-2014, 01:11 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas

Christ, we've got Chelsea this weekend!

Why didn't anyone mention this?

We're going to get so gubbed :-(
10-03-2014, 01:12 PM
Classic Jorge

You've left your filter on, haven't you?

This'll get you in the mood

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/...80_634x418.jpg
10-03-2014, 01:14 PM
R.C. Celebrating the return of Trophies

Man the f**k up

ya big gayer.
jeez
10-03-2014, 01:16 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas

You utter, utter bastard.

No warning, nothing :-(
10-03-2014, 01:17 PM
7evens

Try and look on the bright side

It's statistically highly unlikely that we'll ship six again :-)
10-03-2014, 01:17 PM
Berni

I take it you'll be watching as your pal banters us off?
10-03-2014, 01:18 PM
Classic Jorge

It's called aversion therapy, c. If I had my way I'd strap you to a chair and clamp your eyes open

Look into his cold, dead, sharky little eyes. Imagine his glee at f**king us
10-03-2014, 01:19 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas

Oh yes, I thought after that for a little light relief I could poke

forks into my eyes.

It's Sunday, is it? I shall go flying.
10-03-2014, 01:19 PM
Jake

I would very happy with a draw.

We're good at them atm.
10-03-2014, 01:19 PM
Berni

He'll be doing that fist-pumping thing and kissing his lion badge.
10-03-2014, 01:20 PM
Classic Jorge

:sisi: Juan Terry
10-03-2014, 01:20 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas

As it happens I am a 'big gayer', as you so charmingly term it..

Is my sexuality any concern of yours?
10-03-2014, 01:21 PM
7evens

I'm sure most of us would be ecstatic with a draw tbf
10-03-2014, 01:23 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas

He was our talisman, j, our shining star, our Capitan

Remember his cute mullet? Remember that night against Juve when he came of age? Remember that performance at the San Siro against Milan? The drag-back at Real Madrid? The free kick against Villa?

The ;tippetytappety:?

:cry: :cry:
10-03-2014, 01:24 PM
Berni

What if we beat them, though? And he plays like shit? Think how much better you'd feel?
10-03-2014, 01:24 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas

That's definitely going to happen.

Definitely.
10-03-2014, 01:24 PM
Berni

The backheel against Barcelona?

That was just the start of his treachery.
10-03-2014, 01:26 PM
Berni

It might.*

But equally, watching him enjoy tearing us apart might make you hate him, which would really help you, I think.

*Obviously it won't.
10-03-2014, 01:26 PM
Classic Jorge

I know, then he f**ked us and laughed. He laughed at our pain

Then he thought "wouldn't it be even funnier if I joined Chelsea" so he did, and he laughed some more.

Carlotta doesn't even follow me on Twitter any more.

Don't worry, Flamini will maim him and he'll see the scar every day when he looks in the mirror.
10-03-2014, 01:26 PM
eastgermanautos

I'm looking forward to it. time to get it in gear.
10-03-2014, 01:28 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas

'time to get it in gear.' I beg your pardon?

Is LA really like in Californication? I mean could I leave the hood down on my 911 for 6 years and never have it get wet inside?
10-03-2014, 01:29 PM
R.C. Celebrating the return of Trophies

none whatsoever

your pathetically defeatist attitude and cowardice in the face of the enemy is.
So if it offends you I am happy to retract the 'big gayer' and issue a full and forthright apology.
I will however have to transfer you out of the group of charmingly erudite and humorous contributors that frequent this board and lump you in with the gutless lickspittle group populated by the likes of Rich and Monty.

:shrug:

I'm sure not a single f**k will be given
10-03-2014, 01:30 PM
Berni

I really dislike him. j. I would dislike him less if he were less nice about us, bizarrely.
10-03-2014, 01:30 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas

I take it there's no chance of a date, then?
10-03-2014, 01:30 PM
Berni

You don't have a 911.
10-03-2014, 01:31 PM
eastgermanautos

first to overcome your own fear must you.
10-03-2014, 01:31 PM
Classic Jorge

Can I just check which group I'm in?

I'm rather concerned at the company I might be keeping
10-03-2014, 01:31 PM
7evens

Besides, we have Welbz and Sanchez now, so f**k him b

f**k him in the mouth, isn't that so..
10-03-2014, 01:32 PM
Tai Lopez

The fixture list is on Arsenal.com young man!
10-03-2014, 01:32 PM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler

Is that you Yoda?
10-03-2014, 01:33 PM
Pat Vegas

But hopefully not one where we are leading then they equlise near the end.
10-03-2014, 01:33 PM
Berni

Mouth, eyeholes, earhole and arsehole, 7.
10-03-2014, 01:34 PM
eastgermanautos

yes, I'm afraid it's true. ours is a parched land.
10-03-2014, 01:37 PM
eastgermanautos

yes, arsenal yoda. my lightsaber is green-tinged, as befits a master.
10-03-2014, 01:38 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas

I would have if I lived in LA.
10-03-2014, 01:38 PM
Berni

But that would involve you going to America, wouldn't it?

And I thought you'd forsworn the Yanqui in all matters?
10-03-2014, 01:39 PM
Jake

If it conspires that we play well, lead and ultimately do not win I'll probably 'lose the plot'.

I would really, really like to beat a Mourinho Chelsea team.
10-03-2014, 01:42 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas

I'm thinking of modelling myself on Hank Moody.
10-03-2014, 01:44 PM
Berni

That's another series I've got to watch at some point.

Actually, your hair is not dissimilar to David Duchovny's.
10-03-2014, 01:46 PM
Jake

Jedi Masters aren't required to have a green colour I don't think?

Berni probably knows, the f**king pervert.

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