Norf Lahndun f'wevvah! .. Wot evvah d'wevvah! .. The reason we have failed is

because we have offended the Gods of Football by adopting this excruciating fake football culture k?nthousery - the worst since Chelsea inflicted 'Blue is the Colour' on themselves and the rest of us.

Please tell me no-one on this board ever actually joins in with this? if you do I will hunt you down, pluck out your eyeballs then rape your bleeding sockets.

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

because we have offended the Gods of Football by adopting this excruciating fake football culture k?nthousery - the worst since Chelsea inflicted 'Blue is the Colour' on themselves and the rest of us.

Please tell me no-one on this board ever actually joins in with this? if you do I will hunt you down, pluck out your eyeballs then rape your bleeding sockets.

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Seen, H. Our new superstar Centrocampista just got piped by a big striker-chappie who could barely get a game for Crystal Palace; scored four times. The Gods of Football know their stuff :-\

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Please tell me no-one on this board ever actually joins in with this? if you do I will hunt you down, pluck out your eyeballs then rape your bleeding sockets.

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Not once, H, you'll be pleased to hear.

There's a bloke near our CL seats that gets a piece of paper out, with the words on, EVERY SINGLE MATCH. smh

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Seen, H. Our new superstar Centrocampista just got piped by a big striker-chappie who could barely get a game for Crystal Palace; scored four times. The Gods of Football know their stuff :-\

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Not once, H, you'll be pleased to hear.

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Delighted to hear IUFG, and it would have shocked me to discover you were a participant in the atrocity. I don't go to the Arab Bowl since the club swindled me out of my Silver memberships but it sounds, on telly, like a great deal of the noise is generated by the stadium speakers?

WES, I have no doubt, sings it with religious fervour, arms held aloft, but does so in a Canadian accent being unable to conjure the totally fake Lahn'dun accent expected of the totally fake chant.

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because we have offended the Gods of Football by adopting this excruciating fake football culture k?nthousery - the worst since Chelsea inflicted 'Blue is the Colour' on themselves and the rest of us.

Please tell me no-one on this board ever actually joins in with this? if you do I will hunt you down, pluck out your eyeballs then rape your bleeding sockets.

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I rather like it and do bellow it out before kick off on the rare occasion I attend.

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I rather like it and do bellow it out before kick off on the rare occasion I attend.

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Now. Why doesn't that surprised me? :rubchin:

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I rather like it and do bellow it out before kick off on the rare occasion I attend.

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I think there are two main reasons to oppose this song. Firstly, it is ****ing ****. I never, ever want to hear it again. ****ing embarrassing, fake bull****.

Secondly, and more importantly, you can't impose a club 'tradition' on its fans. It is precisely the opposite of what a club tradition should be.

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I think there are two main reasons to oppose this song. Firstly, it is ****ing ****. I never, ever want to hear it again. ****ing embarrassing, fake bull****.

Secondly, and more importantly, you can't impose a club 'tradition' on its fans. It is precisely the opposite of what a club tradition should be.

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Lets be honest, all club 'songs' are ****e
Everton - Z Cars
Chelsea - Blue is the colour
Liverpool - YNWA (not even theirs originally)
scum - When the saints - where the hell did that come from?
Brighton - YMCA....at least it should be