I knew 3 pts would be hard tonight so I thought I'd better give 3 offerings to the

Cat Goddess, Bastet, daughter of the Sun God, Ra.

So Puddle Paws got some raw tuna - his fave - just before HT. Then spoon-fed some Licky Lick at HT. Then some raw fillet steak in the 2nd half.

That still wasn't working so after 60-odd mins I went down and gave him more of a stroke. After a bit I walked upstairs to the PC and saw a replay of Tommy crossing to Granit and the ball going in.

One day you lot and the rest of your heathen, monkey species will realise that things work better for everyone* if we all worship Divinity. Only hope of stopping global warming.

*Well, other than Van Horseface and his boys. But even he proved he's not all evil by saying he expected a warm welcome at the Arsê tonight cos his missed penalty made sure we were Invincibles.

See? That's what happens if you worship God. Even Horsefaces can stop being evil.

PRAISE BE TO BASTET and JAI SHREE GANESHA.