GODwimb. At some point this season, Jesus will score from an El Neny assist and

by uniting Jesus and Mohammed, the Arsenal will have brought peace to the Middle East for the first time since the Crusades.

Consequently, I no longer want to sign Tielemans - some LCFC fan on AFTV says we don't need him as he's right-footed so would be 2nd or 3rd choice behind Odin et al.

Thus, instead we should buy:

{Victor} Moses
{'80s Indian Spinner} ShivaRamaKrishna.
HH the Dalai Lama. I saw him stop the monsoon* so we could just stick him on the bench and get him to summon up lightening and hurricanes as needs be.

*At the Kalichakra {final stage of initiation into the priest-hood for all the monks in S Asia} at Jispa {Indian Tibetan Plateau - other side of the Rhotang pass from Manali} in 1994.

ALL GOD IS ONE - Awimb infidels and apostates.