Why was Mourinho at the match last night?

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

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Vitoria was the club he supported as a child. He had a trial with them at one point and his son is on their books.*






* none of this may be true but it insulates me from the appalling possibility that we might be stupid enough to sign him if we sack Unai

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Originally Posted by WES

Vitoria was the club he supported as a child. He had a trial with them at one point and his son is on their books.*






* none of this may be true but it insulates me from the appalling possibility that we might be stupid enough to sign him if we sack Unai

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I heard he is mates with Raul Sanllehi

Or the agents we now do business with are Mourinho's too

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

I heard he is mates with Raul Sanllehi

Or the agents we now do business with are Mourinho's too

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oh. fúcking. hell.

:foreboding: :cry:

The good thing is...we’ve spent everything...next year might be locked up too with Saliba, Pepe Instalment 2 and possibly Ceballos

So we don’t have to worry about Jose demanding people like Fred Flinstone...£53m lol