If you’re at home alone and go for a dump, do you still close the lavatory door...
...or are you a psychopath?
05-15-2019, 08:17 AM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Burney
...or are you a psychopath?
Close it and lock it. Otherwise Bertie comes and jumps onto my lap. :-(
05-15-2019, 08:22 AM
IUFG
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Originally Posted by Burney
...or are you a psychopath?
close the door and open the window, of course. :toilet:
05-15-2019, 08:24 AM
Pokster
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Close it and lock it. Otherwise Bertie comes and jumps onto my lap. :-(
You spelt Berni wrong
05-15-2019, 08:25 AM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Close it and lock it. Otherwise Bertie comes and jumps onto my lap. :-(
What a charming mental tableau you paint.
Surely it’s just natural human instinct, though? You’re vulnerable and don’t want anyone sneaking up on you as you defecate.
05-15-2019, 08:25 AM
Pokster
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Originally Posted by Burney
...or are you a psychopath?
Can i ask why you want to know what AWIMBer's do while dumping? Are you some sort of freak?
05-15-2019, 08:26 AM
Pokster
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Originally Posted by Burney
What a charming mental tableau you paint.
Surely it’s just natural human instinct, though? You’re vulnerable and don’t want anyone sneaking up on you as you defecate.
If you kept the door open you might see who ****s onto your towel at the gym
05-15-2019, 08:33 AM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Burney
What a charming mental tableau you paint.
Surely it’s just natural human instinct, though? You’re vulnerable and don’t want anyone sneaking up on you as you defecate.
It's my own fault. When he was young I used to make a sort of pants hammock and he would climb in and curl up and go to sleep. Sometimes I was trapped on the shítter for up to an hour. :-(
05-15-2019, 08:36 AM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Sir C
It's my own fault. When he was young I used to make a sort of pants hammock and he would climb in and curl up and go to sleep. Sometimes I was trapped on the shítter for up to an hour. :-(
OK, well that's one of the most disturbing things I've ever heard. :-(
05-15-2019, 08:38 AM
Pokster
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Originally Posted by Burney
OK, well that's one of the most disturbing things I've ever heard. :-(
I think a "specialist" Doctor would have a field day with this