If I went on a date with that Amelia chicken shop lady
I'd take her to a nice restaurant, not a chicken shop.
That is why I'm such a big hit with the girls.
02-22-2017, 03:27 PM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Sir C
I'd take her to a nice restaurant, not a chicken shop.
That is why I'm such a big hit with the girls.
Would the Michelin stars be any compensation for your tiny, withered member and dormant libido, though? :-(
02-22-2017, 03:30 PM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Burney
Would the Michelin stars be any compensation for your tiny, withered member and dormant libido, though? :-(
Probably not, but I'd be hoping that she might at least be tempted to show me her boobies. As a sort of reward, see?
02-22-2017, 03:32 PM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Probably not, but I'd be hoping that she might at least be tempted to show me her boobies. As a sort of reward, see?
That would seem reasonable. You might even get a feel of them.
02-22-2017, 03:32 PM
redgunamo
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Probably not, but I'd be hoping that she might at least be tempted to show me her boobies. As a sort of reward, see?
Oh, I gather chicken shops are just fine for that sort of thing.
02-22-2017, 03:34 PM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Burney
That would seem reasonable. You might even get a feel of them.
Dear God man, what are you suggesting? I'm a married man, for Christ's sake!
Just a little look, that's all I'd ask.
02-22-2017, 03:34 PM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by redgunamo
Oh, I gather chicken shops are just fine for that sort of thing.
Can I be sure that all these chicken shops only use free range chicken, r?
02-22-2017, 03:36 PM
redgunamo
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Can I be sure that all these chicken shops only use free range chicken, r?
I'd be surprised if any of them used any "chicken" at all :-\
02-22-2017, 03:36 PM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Dear God man, what are you suggesting? I'm a married man, for Christ's sake!
Just a little look, that's all I'd ask.
I don't think a feel infringes the marriage vows, does it? :-(
02-22-2017, 03:40 PM
Monty92
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Originally Posted by Burney
I don't think a feel infringes the marriage vows, does it? :-(
I still recall looking over at my slightly priggish mate on his stag do in Barcelona as he feverishly sucked on and groped a stripper's tits and wondering how he was going to convince himself he'd not cheated on his missus.