Bet you'll all be glued to Arsenal tv tomorrow for the return of Jack and Tomas
Ooh, that reminds me, I'm supposed to be out on the lash in town tomorrow night.
Is it a sign of my age that I'm irritated that this means missing Gogglebox? http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif
Christ no! I'm not suicidal. Somewhere around Liverpool St, I guess.
I've got to go to a reception at the Langham on Monday. I was relieved to note
that it finishes at 8:30.
Then my host reminded me that a mutual friend of ours has just opened a, ahem, Gentleman's Club close by, and that we are to pay him a visit afterwards.
:-(
Ooh. On a Monday night? That's no way to start the week.
I'm in Omsterdom next week for two nights. It will almost certainly be no fun at all :-(
If I were you I'd just hang out at a Febo.
Oh, I certainly intend to consume a range of deep-fried mechanically recovered meat products.
Hopefully this time the bloody Dutch will refrain from thieving from me.
You must promise me that you will have the patatje oorlog this time.