Someone's really let the side down on the whole 'Can men multitask' thing.
"Solo sex act"? Is it me or do most of the euphemisms sound even more tawdry?
Solo sex act makes it sound as though he was doing something much more exciting than just wanking.
If someone in Amsterdam invited you to pay to watch a 'Solo sex act' you'd be pretty pissed off if you just got some bloke tossing himself off while staring at his phone imo.
the writer really a missed a chance to change 'ejected' to 'ejaculated' imo
You’d probably still stick around if you’d paid, though.
In for a penny, in for a pound, n'all that...
Just to make sure he finished, tbh. I wouldn't want to let him get away with only doing half
