I keep seeing houses where people have fake grass on their front lawns.
In fact, one of the houses I looked at when buying my current place had fake grass in the back garden.
This raises some questions: What the f**k are these people thinking? and Do they not realise this makes them look like mad people?
Maybe they just like it, and enjoy it when people come over and the gnomes are bouncing everywhere
We're going to get one when we come back from France. Not fair to leave the little thing on its own
for a few days, is it?
Everyone's very excited, although there have been bitter arguments over the name.
I've made this point, but children are what they are.
I quite fancy getting a black one and calling it something that could be racist, but you can't be sure.
It makes their lawns look like a fruiterer's shop window
The back garden one was the weirdest, though. They had 8ft high fences and fake grass. It looked like a prison yard :-(
You shouldve left a sign for Potatoe's there