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Arsenal won 2-0 but were a bit ****e tbf. Villa are gash so we probbers should have won by 4 or 5. Bellerin and Campbell were poor today but maybe tired so we'll let them off.

Cech kept a clean sheet so equalled the record set by Danny James and didnt have a lot to do but thats due to Villa having **** strikers more than anything.

Ramsey played well and thats all down to him moving into the middle of the park where he should always be now. Lets hope Cazorla's injury is long term and also the useless Arteta who wouldnt get in my Sunday pub team. Anyway Rambo got another goal and assist. Giroud notched a penalty and thats 50 premier league goals for him.

Next up is City at home so we better be up for it. The SFC needs to keep the same balance to ensure our run continues. Knowing him he'll change it around and we'll get thrashed but he can be a clueless c**t so nothing would surprise me.

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