Did anyone see Masterchef last week? That bald essex chap must've been winging it.
Every plate of food he put forward was a f**king disaster.
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There's a new Masterchef?
It's not a Professionals, is it? I don't like the Professionals.
It's full of these sorts of smirks:
He has pure evil behind his eyes.
A nasty piece of work. But he can sling a pan around pretty successfully.
It is. Professionals is the best. Unfortunately none of them were aware that a proper
peppercorn source needs cream and brandy in it.
Top notch grub at his place tbh. Used to be proper old fashioned service as well
...then he changed it to be be more modern/American :-(