Fash style, Pat Vegas Air Travel Pet Peeves official list.
1) Some airports make you take out your iPad and some don't
2) the liquid ban is ridiculous
3) people who dither about trying to put cases in overhead lockers down the over end of the plane
4) people who take photos out of the window. There is never any need to do this more than once in your life.
5) When the plane is boiling hot when you get on it and then freezing cold
6) People who press the call button by mistake.
7)Airport prices
8) British airports charging for Wi-fi, or offering 30 mins free if you can be arsed to fill in the form.
9) general facilities of UK airports are dirty/usually out of order and vending machines do not work.
10) lack of drinking fountains.
11) screaming children
12) 2000 people arriving at the same time and having 2 people on the border control desk.
13) your mum
14) the TSA
This is not an official entry to the list. but at Gatwick in the 'Duty Free' shop the cigarettes are kept in a secret area with it's own door like a sex shop. Is this sort of censorship really required? The rest of the shop is full of booze and that is fine to be displayed.
I will add more later.
Would you like to reconsider point 2? Do you know the reasoning behind it?
When they smear your wallet with a washing up brush.
Be still my beating heart.
There is literally nothing about the business of being in airports and getting shoved onto and off
planes that isn't ****. I was in Changi airport last week - one of the most advanced in the world. Still ****.
not really. The ban should be lifted soon. Although there was a plot there
Is no proof that it would have worked. And its never happened.
Improve the airport scanners is the solution. The new ones can tell what liquids are.
The only time I haven't minded being in an airport was when I've popped into use the loo.
It's the dreadful hangover that does for me, not the actual airport.
Mind you Stansted always seems to have large crowds of loud annoying as f**k Italian/Spanish youths who appear unable to do anything unless they do it a) as a large group and b) at volume.
I've got an 8pm flight on Sunday
Don't think a hangover is going to be a problem at that point.
Newcastle Sunderland
Man Utd Man City
Australia Argentina
Not sure what I am going to do all day