Not wishing to grumble, but if there are no strikers left in the world

how come other teams are scoring goals?

And is there another team in the PL who have scored less than two non-deflected goals?

Just wundrin, like. Though admittedly we have been robbed of a couple of goals by the refs. Thankfully these things even out in the end.

everyone else plays a false nine.

I would imagine a few of our rivals would love to have that card up their sleeve.

Plenty of decent strikers in the Irish league, mate

I think he's the most limited striker i've ever seen in a Wenger team.

Very unfair to label him the most limited striker etc all the same given that he's not a striker.

In general I think he is probably a massive c**t, an opinion I have formed from the odd interview I have watched him do.

Very fast though.

Walcott have all managed to find the net in their careers at some point, a. It will probably happen again. We scored a few goals last season I believe. Maybe even Kos, Bellerin, Gabriel, Per and Nacho can get a few over the course of the next nine months. Stranger things have happened.

Not Coquelin though - he has f**k all chance of scoring