Is it not rude to interrupt someone while they're praying to their flying spaghetti monster?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDu5ARQW0AADRp6.jpg

Mind you, he's paid for his apostasy through arse splinters this season.

So many have left only to crash and burn..
Someoen should put together a list of those who went on to achieve greater things.

I'll start with Cesc :-(

The theme seems to be that they are absolutely world class players, funnily enough.

For each of those there's a boatload of Nasris, Sagnas, Hlebs, Petits and Adebayors (obligatory "the likes of").

Nothing skewers your idea of a badass band more than the lead singer saying "I have to go now, I have a therapy session" before screeching off on his hog.