Help. I need to write a 'comedic insult' for my mate getting married
Deadline immediately it's for tomorrow :-(
God this stuff is annoying. Comedy roasts is not my platform.
he's got no nose ? wheres my washboard ? does she go ? course she does course she does..nudge is as
good as a wink to a blind bat..hows your father ? cooooooorrr lovely bangers ..geeeerccha ..i f**ked his wife to be ..she loves black cock..mines black she sucked it so hard... my mate f**ked his mum and sister...and he ****ed off his pet dog.... that should do it
or take his mates mum along and roast her..should get a laugh imo
You're secretly a very complex man, aren't you s
Truly, sw, you are a master of aggressive passive aggression
Like a human artichoke really.
Only when you peel away the many hard as f**k external layers do you come across something even remotely interesting.
Even then you can take or leave it.
I'll go with that. Actually I started writing a few things down
Watch some comedy roast videos and nick one of them
The roast of James Franco is a particular favourite of mine