Afternoon AWIMB. I was meaning to tell all of you wrinklies that I spent the weekend at Butlins.

Is this what you were all subjected to during your youth? I mean, jesus, it was worse than we all thought it would be. A proper toilet.

Whilst in Pizza Hut (:-() I heard a Northern man (:-() say that "like the food's proper good everywhere here, quality like, but it's not 8 quid good is it".

:-(

Obviously "quite good" is an extremely relative phrase when it comes to holidaying with a small child.

I know of people who attend such events at Butlins at least once a year.

accept its not 1950 or that they are not american ?

trenches one day, sharing his tin of bully beef and watching your back, and then you'll appreciate his sort.

I went to a Pontins in Devon in my infanthood. A more up-market Butlins, I gather. Stayed in a chalet next to the pool. Great, it were.

Which I have attended quite a few of.

The all weekend festivals are more ATP which are held in Butlins Minehead, or a Stockport Soul Weekend.

http://www.southportweekender.co.uk/


Actuall had a chat with a few like minded folk just recently about heading over to this:

http://www.bigweekends.com/splash-pages/shiiine-weekender.as px

It was decided to be a terrible idea.

A particularly digusting fat f**ker had the front to attempt to take our drugs from the car.

Imagine going to Butlins without chemically anesthetising yourself, imagine.