The world has literally been turned on its head, Clive. The gayers are now
actively advertising their sexuality as a way of improving their chances of employment.
This chap has responded to my cat-sitting advert. His profile describes him as "Proffesional [sic] Male LGBT"
It then goes on to say:
"As a gay man I bring a broad minded and non judgemental attitude to any assignment!"
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Does he know the cat's got AIDS?
Yes, I mention it in my profile to deter any bigots who may object.
Monty has prob' wished Cancer on him by now
I'm not sure he's got this whole 'Professional Gay' thing right
Norton, Togsvig, Cameron, Carr, these are professional gays.
This man is, at best, a semi professional gay.
He does look like 'The Master' from that South African murder trial though.
I find it a bit odd that he describes himself as LGBT.
Well which is it, ffs? Pick a f**king lane, mate.
Why does he bother with the whole LGBT thing when he is quite clearly not a lezzer.
Why not simply Gay.
Or indeed why at all.
Right. Otherwise it just sounds like something you get in Burger King.
His eyes are quite scary.
I will let the man himself explain
"I feel this [his sexuality] is relavent to those in the LGBT community wishing to find a suitable house sitter although I am certainly not limited to this group