Would be nice to really emasculate Stoke, something like
8-0 by half-time and then spend the second half just blasting the ball in their faces and testicles from very close range, drawing cocks on their backs and offering them oversized sticky towels every time they have a throw in.
Either that or I'll take the usual one goal win.
Yes. Also, Mak Huge has been complaining that his team's reputation is unfair.
I'm hoping Coquelin lands one of his two footed lunges on Charlie Adam
If you're going to get sent off, make it worthwhile.
I'd say cuckold but after seeing the birds from that shithole I'm not so sure.
Le Le Coq to coqold Chaarlie'barely human' Adam, I like it.
Mhm, imagine if he, himself, could get out and play too, being
the sweetheart prince of gamesmanship in his own playing days....
