Blimey! Brings a whole new meaning to 'The father of the bride's toast' imo.

Well at least he had a peaceful death.
Do you think that picture was taken of him in the machine or had he forgotten to pack his lotion for a holiday to Dubai?
Must have been a massively awkward wedding, though, mustn't it?
to absent friends and family

you clumsy twat
Do you think they had to be careful with the song choices for the disco?
'Disco Inferno'? No.
'It's getting hot in here'? No
'Hot! Hot! Hot!'? No
etc, etc
NO I CANT HEAR YOU CLEM FANDANGO!

It has its moments. I wish they wouldn't sing, though.