Isn't it annoying when you feel the need for a shit but after sitting on the bog for 20 minutes nowt

But you still pretend to wipe your dirt box so the people in the other traps don't think you're a weirdo hanging out in there for nothing. Then 5 minutes after you've left the urge for that **** comes on strong but you can't go back to the toilet cos everyone will think you're deginately a toilet weirdo. The only option is to hold on and risk a mud evacuation in your pants. Life is very very cruel. A bit like Having to suffer Jorge types.

:-| :toilet: :-)