I am writing my shopping list what do I need?
Toilet roll, tissues, shallots, lemons, fags.
A pen and a £1 for the trolley
I stole the weird blokes pencil as he has left for the day. I had to grab the bull in a chinashop.
Jubblies, jubblies are literally the best thing about summer
Potatoes; Maris Piper and Charlotte. Savoy cabbage. Pasta. Mozarella. Capers.
Worst Ready Steady Cook bag ever.
Do you mean ladies' bosoms, j? Have you gone a bit sodd?
Not that I disagree, of course. Ladies' 'jubblies' are indeed splendid. wd ladies.
Is that show still on? I hope they increased the budget as £5 won't get you much.
5 days worth of food at Iceland perhaps.
I've got a chicken casserole waiting at home apparently.
Stew, in other words. :-(