Ramsey's going to pull a hammy after 20 mins
Wilshere's going to pull a sicky after 20 mins
You've left out the dive, pen and sending off of an Arsenal player
Wenger must go, I'm afraid.
Flamini going to pull down a Hull player after 20
Bendtner going to pull downs his jocks and rub his genitals against a taxi after 20 grammes
Now I'm just being ridicules..