So. Roache cleared. Travis cleared. But what of Harris? That's the big one.
And the one who people dont actively dislike
I'm a fan of a big harris, tbh.
Actually I'm not fussy tb really h.
I'm not a fan but I did get to know him and his family quite well, many years ago.
I don't mind whether he is proved innocent or guilty I just want the foreman of the
jury to precede the verdict by saying "Can you guess what it is yet"
Did he ever touch you inappropriately, r?
I was in your old stamping ground yesterday, btw. It was quite damp.
I thought he meant Bob Harris for a moment.
I don't know if it's a Valentine's thing or what, but there's a lady in the office walking around
with her not-inconsiderables hanging out like nobody's business. It's very distracting. I'm having to do that 'very deliberately looking at her face' thing, which is almost as big a dead giveaway as just staring at them. Tricky business.
The Orville chap? No. But his bottle blond, big-bangered in-law bints
would've been welcome to try.
The idea of being sexually molested by Bob Harris is particularly off-putting.
I don't know whether it's the teeth, the wispy beard, the thinning hair, the ingratiating manner or the nicotine-stained fingers that I find most distressing.
Or it might be the ever-present fear that he'd always be on the verge of introducing a set by XTC :-(
