Bergkamp will come over for the Sunderland match
They will unveil his statue and
then come on the pitch at half-time
What a legend! :bow:
He's going to come on the pitch at half time? Well as long as he leaves the pitch staff time to
clean it up otherwise it'll play havoc with our slick passing game.
He'll be distributing drugs apparently
Will you volunteer your tongue for that?
Only if I'm allowed to keep some to take home and shove up my girlfriend
I am sure that can be arranged
Bit late for that, surely? She's accepted your inferior seed and even Dennis' fine Aryan jism can't
Oh, I would be doing it for the sheer sexual thrill, not for procreation purposes
I'm not a total weirdo, you know.
