Car is parked and engine off but windscreen wipers intermittently moving
Electrical fault, I assume...
Garage can't fit me in till tomorrow. How urgent is it???
Cancer imo. RIP Monty's car.
Take the wiper fuse out or it'll run yer battery down
google the fault for your car make etc..probably simple for real man to fix
so you are buggered and will be raped by a garage instead :-)
Usually there's a fuse box under your steering wheel
All fuse numbers should be labelled on the fusebox lid
oh you ponce...look under/around glove box..be a man chap
Open the bonnet, find the fusebox, look for one next to a wiper image*
*alternatively, try them one at a time until the wipers stop.
They are probably so used to being on lately that they can no longer be turned off.
Under the steering wheel? How very modern.