Save us Mario, you're our only hope

You knows this narrative is appealing.

I'm on the Super Mario wave.

Arsene will tame him.

Also, is he not a bit mad?

Bare in mind I'm proposing Balotelli as a signing here and I'm saying Diego is, as Diegos sometimes are, a bit bonkers.

You can only enjoy the power generated by those muscular ebony thighs.