At what point in your relationship did you start discussing toilet habits, or should
i say your regularity and consistency.
When my girlfriend caught me masturbating whilst taking a shit in the bath.
before you move and emigrate to a foreign country and move in to her house imo
Is she leaving skidmarks, bgm?
No. I'm fine with the shit talk as it goes. There was a point in my life where the
thought of a pretty little thing ****ting used to make me feel ill. I used to pretend they would **** perfectly round marbles that smelt of roses.
This came about because i said "f**k me what crawled up your arse and died" to which i got back a tale of how it was like giving birth.
You're in northern europe now son, it's a miracle you arent covered in shit after every shag
Well I am honoured. No indifferent smilie in the body of your post?
Does your girlfriend already have kids?
Steer clear is my advice!
What can I say, you evoked an amusing image
and not a little arousing, too.