These 'medicals' really are a load of bollox.
Dr Arse: 'Good morning, Mr Ozil- how are you?
Ozil : 'Fine, thank you'
Dr Arse: 'When was your last physical examination?'
Ozil: 'Yesterday, as usual after training '
Dr Arse: 'How are your ligaments '
Ozil : 'Fine'
Dr Arse: 'Good man, you pass. That will be £25,000 please'
What I can;t understand is he is fit enough for the German team so wtf?
I would imagine a lot of the time is spent with the optician.
Ermmm, they run checks on their hearts and stuff.
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