I'd rather watch Gervinho farting than watch those two crap, boring teams.
I had to help my disabled mother up three flights of stairs instead of watching the game
Sounds like I got the better end of the deal
I watched 'Attack of the Zeppelins" on C4.
Couldn't find one of Gerv, but here's Jack letting rip of a wet one
She's spry with a hand up her dress. Almost glides up the stairs as she squeals excitedly
I also like the tame effort to pull her hemline down. Nice touch. She's all class.
I had to help my uncle Jack off his horse
Thank Christ for the shift key
I don't think there is any correct way to respond to that
Without wishing cancer on you and yours, so I shan't bother.
Wait. What? Help your Uncle Jack dismount, or help your uncle milk dobbin's dong?
Yes, that's the moral high ground.
Of course, I don;t know your mum and wouldn't suggest anything of the sort were this not lalaland on the interweb.
