I've started watching Modern Family. What a cute li'l thing Sofia Vergara is. (NentirelySFW)
Is it not a little unbecoming for a man of your age to be leching over
a young girl who would likely be repulsed if she knew?
I thought so at first too, monty. But then I realised she's 41
which in fairness to me, is not that much younger than me.
Young girl? I thought she was mid to late 30's myself.
Really? Ughhh! That's like nearly as old as my mum!
Indeed. But imagine what a wonderful MILF, she is. She's like Nigella, only much sexier.
The best thing, is she's married to Al Bundy!
Hang on! Age aside, since when was one only allowed to lech over women who might not be displeased
by the idea?
Because, frankly, not only is that making an awful lot of assumptions about what the lady in question may or may not like, but it's also cutting down pretty much everyone's leching options pretty radically.
