Martin Jol basically implies that we're useless here

"Rooney causes you problems because he is playing behind your midfield in that hole and he's very clever. But Van Persie is the main man. He's the one who sets them up with the little flicks and combinations. He will be the top scorer in the Premier League again, as he was last year. Van Persie is like Zlatan . Wherever Zlatan goes, they will be champions, and Van Persie has that quality as well. If the rest are useless, he will not win you the title. But United are very good."